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Billboard Magazine Article

An article Dave wrote back in 1988 for Billboard magazine - reprinted here 20 years later!

The Acid Reign 1988

In the UK 1988 will be remembered as the year of the acid house explosion. A year when an exciting new scene was born out of underground clubs and snowballed to such proportions that it became a national talking point, making even the government
take notice. It was undoubtedly the most aggressive and refreshing entity to hit the clubs since the notorious punk mpovement, but in contrast it revolved around a message of love and peace similar o that of the late 60’s psychedelia period.

So, why did it cause so much controversy? Because the pathetic
side to the British media decided to glorify it’s very confined relationship with drugs.

It was during the infancy of the summer that the scene really
started to take shape, arriving on the back of the ‘Baleric Beat’ 
as a clique of London DJ’s returned from their holidays on the Mediterranean island of Ibiza, with the intention of importing the Ibizan club scene they had left behind. London clubs such as Schoom and Spectrum pioneered the whole thing, under the direction of DJ’s Danny Rampling and Paul Oakenfold, and by May were the centre of the media hype which promoted a new kind of music  with a new kind of lifestyle.  In truth, the music wasn’t new at all and didn’t originate from Ibiza either
(Chicago invented acid with Sleazy D’s “I’ve Lost Control” being
the earliest record of it’s kind). Ibiza, however was responsible
for creating the lifestyle which did play a big part in attracting
people to the scene.  The idea of going to clubs just to dance
(or should that be manically wave your arms in the air) dressing down in baggy t –shirts, loose denims and All Star Converse boots, and in some quarters dropping a tab of Ectasy or LSD, spread 


like wildfire. The venues didn’t seem to matter, the darker
and more derelict it looked was an advantage. 
Old warehouses became a favourite with just three ingredients needed to make the perfect recipe – a dry ice machine, powerful strobe light and a heavy duty sound system. Before long,
there were more acid house records released in a week
than any other format of dance music  and consequently,
the word spread into even the most pop orientated of clubs
where less discerning clubbers  latched onto the fun aspects
of the scene (i.e the crazy dancing and the infamous repetetive chanting of “Aciieeed”). As it became more and more commercial however, the underground feel did get slightly deadened,
signalling that maybe it was just a craze and would phase
out of vogue once drained of all it’s qualities. The demise
would have certainly been a much longer  and more
drawn out process though, if it had been left to run it’s
course without having nails hammered into it’s coffin.

As records such as D Mobs ‘ We Call it Acieed’ and Jolly Rogers
‘Acid Man’ crossed over into the national charts , the dangerous
side to the British Media , who live on scandal and slander,
dug deep ito the scene’s roots to discover the fact that it was
born out of clubs renowned for being drug bases.  In their eyes
they had struck gold and proceeded to expsose the drug taking
that went on in only a handful of acid venues – places that have always, and  will always be involved with drugs! That was no consolation as those ignorant to the real truth read newspaper headlines such as “Drug Explosion amonsgt kids due to new music”.  Of course the ignorant ones happened to be the people in positions of power and took actions.  The music was banned in certain clubs around the coutnry and record companies became
a little more cautious  at promoting the music for fear of bad publicity from the anti-acid press.  The shot had been fired and
acid house was dying.

Despite the wound, many clubs up and down the country still continue to incorporate acid into their music policies, although
the more upfront  venues have now moved onto the garage/deep house sound suggesting that this is the direction in which our
musical futue lies. If so, very soon, all we will be left with is the memory of the acid house explosion and the reassurance
that the club scene will always keep attracting new excitement.

Dave Seaman

 

 

Out Now

If the old adage is correct that time flies when you're having fun, I must have had one hell of a blast over the last twenty years because it's passed quicker than Lewis Hamilton in a rocket! But it's true, this CD coincides with my twentieth anniversary in the music industry. It was October 1987 that as a starry eyed teenager, I packed up my hopes and fears and left home in search of my fame and fortune in the "big smoke" of London. I started as a tea boy/ record reviewer at Mixmag and within six months unexpectedly found myself sitting in the editors chair. The rest, as they say, is history and also a bit of a blur. But then that's par for the course in this business.

Somewhere along the way though, I do know that I did the very first legal DJ mix compilation. Along with Carl Cox in 1991, little did we know that Mixmag Live Volume 1 would be such a groundbreaking landmark opening the floodgates to such an extent that these days, you can probably find a segued collection of 'Ethiopian lesbian biker two step' if you look hard enough.

This is now my 23rd mix compilation and really, the process hasn't changed too much over the years. Sure, new technology has opened up endless possibilities in creativity (long gone are the days of recording a set live from vinyl) but fundamentally it's still about those weeks of digging around for the best music available and carefully constructing it into a audio collage.

This collection is no different. Two CDs crammed full of the finest cherry picked tunes I could find, some of which you will probably know, some you may not. A veritable feast from the electronic dance music buffet taking in ambient, minimal, tribal, tech, deep, progressive, techno, trance and even some good old fashioned balearic along the way. Of course, it's all acid house to me but that's probably a topic best saved for another day.

So there you have it. Two decades on and at least my Mum & Dad have stopped asking me "When are you going to get a proper job?" I already have and it's the best job in the world. Here's to the next twenty years. Zimmer frame and all!

Until next time, love, peace and "Fight Your Mind!"

Dave

 

Full Tracklisting:

CD1
Gui Boratto - The Verdict
Trentemoller - Moan
Superlounge - Ghost
Pryda - Rene
RF - The Dig
Martin Solveig Feat. Jay Sebag - Rejection (Trickski Darque Deube)
Guy J - Been Here Before
Roland Klinkenberg Feat. DJ Remy - Mexico Can Wait (Peter Horrevorts Remix)
Superbass feat Dominique Woolf - Don't be Silent (Accapella) Glockenspiel and Bart Cruz - Intersection (Stephan Hinz' I Like Melodies Remix)
16 Bit Lolitas - Home Made Rolls
Rekorder - Rekorder 7.1
Christian Fischer Vs. Hybrid - I Know
Purple Code - The Rising
Kiko - Faces of Life
Shlomi Aber & Itamar Sagi - Blonda

CD2


Chexlia Chan - By Chance (When Xu Zhimo meet Chopin) (Martin Buttrich Remix)
UNKLE - Burn My Shadow (Gavin Herlihy Dub)
Presslaboys - Come back to Brazil
King Roc – Flicker
Butch - On The Line (Swen Weber Remix)
Vincent Vega - Rectum (Jamie Stevens Remix)
Nathan Fake - Outhouse (Valentino Kanzyani Remix)
Julian Jeweil - Air Conditionne
Kid Crème feat Bashiyra - The Game (Kid's Voodoo Dub)
Le Noir - Eleny (Luke Dzierzek Remix)
King Unique - Yohkoh
Deadmau5 - Jaded
Paul Hartnoll feat. Robert Smith - Please (KGB Mix)

 

 

 

Out Now on Audio Therapy:

Spring/ Summer Edition 2007

We love it when a plan comes together and plans rarely come together as perfectly as the Audio Therapy Spring Summer '07 sampler. One of our New Years resolutions here at Therapy Towers was to shake things up a bit and breath some new life into our already pretty healthy roster.

It was decided that for the third instalment of this rapidly flourishing series that we would only sign brand new material from artists that had not had any previous connection with the label and if we do say so ourselves, boy did we deliver!

A truly international affair, we present 10 exclusive tracks from around the globe from some names you will know and others you will not. Australia, Denmark, Holland, Israel, Italy, Romania and the UK are all represented creating a beautiful collection that explores virtually every corner of electronic house music and then some.

This is a CD that refuses to be pigeonholed, compiled with tender loving care and wears it's heart on it's sleeve. We hope you enjoy it as much as us.

Tracklisting

ATCD7

1.Neil Quigley & Nick Muir Feat. Nadine Khouri - Feedback From The City (Vocal Mix)
2.16 Bit Lolita's - Neptune
3.Jamie McHugh ­ Wrong
4.Anthony Middleton - Weitzidea
5.Guy J & Roy Brizman - Avant-Garde
6.Ost & Kjex - Thru With Being Bad
7.Guy J - Shiver

8.Dan Mangan & Danny Bonnici ­ F**k Dude
9.Adrian Consta - Trippin
10.AMB - Shut


AT035 Limited Edition Vinyl Release

A1.Guy J - Shiver
A2.Anthony Middleton - Weitzidea
B1.Dan Mangan & Danny Bonnici ­ F**k Dude
B2.Jamie McHugh - Wrong

 

 

Opinion Piece~

One mans trance is another mans techno......

Now listen. I'm all for freedom of speech as much as the next guy but there comes a point where you have to draw the line. Especially when people start spouting rubbish like some
sort of projectile verbal diarrhoea. So, I think it needs to be
said- the obsession with labeling, pigeonholing and the general sub dividing of dance music has gone too far. In many cases
this never ending need to create new genres has a lot to
do with lazy journalism but mainly it's because the lines
between them has become so blurred that they don't actually mean anything anymore. I often joke about my current
sound being Swedish Acid Lesbian 2 step but many a true
word is spoken in jest. One of our recent Audio Therapy
releases was labeled "nu-prog" by one magazine.
Give me a break. What the hell is that? Old prog dressed
up with a prefix to make it palatable for the painfully cool?
In fact, while we're on the subject, I'm getting a bit tired
of the term 'Progressive house' being used as a dumping
ground for any old lifeless, generic rubbish that comes along. Like every other style (although I always thought progressive
to be more of a spirit than a genre) there's both good and bad
if you can be bothered to get off your arse and find the good stuff. So stop already. Remember, it's all electronic house
music at the end of the day and the minute you try to break
it down and intellectualise it is the second you strip away
it's soul and spirit. Like any art, the result should always be greater than the sum of it's parts. So in future, if you find
you've got too much time on your hands, don't waste it
listening to the sound of your own voice, go find some fresh
new genre busting music instead. Which is exactly what I'm going to do now! 

Dave 

365 Mags Response....

DAVE SEAMAN SPEAKS OUT AGAINST 'GENREFICATION'
Article: News   (2007-02-20)


"Stop the obsession with labeling, pigeonholing and the
general sub dividing of dance music" - Dave Seaman
It's a well known fact that the strict division between
styles within electronic music is a thing of the past.
These days,techno DJ's tend to include minimal into their sets, whereas the former 'progressive' DJ's find solace in neotrance, minimal, electro and electrohouse. Time for labelhoncho Dave Seaman to make a statement about all these styles, urging the press to stop “the obsession with labeling, pigeonholing and the general sub dividing of dance music”.


As many have pointed out before, Seaman states that the borders between genres have been fading to such an extent
that they have become obsolete. It is the term progressive house that bothers him the most. "I often joke about my
current sound being Swedish Acid Lesbian 2 step but many
a true word is spoken in jest. One of our recent Audio Therapy releases was labeled "nu-prog" by one magazine.
Give me a break. What the hell is that? Old prog dressed up
with a prefix to make it palatable for the painfully cool?
In fact, while we're on the subject, I'm getting a bit tired of the term 'Progressive house' being used as a dumping ground
for any old lifeless, generic rubbish that comes along.
Like every other style (although I always thought progressive
to be more of a spirit than a genre) there's both good and bad
if you can be bothered to get off your arse and find the good stuff."

Our advice to Dave is to take a break, or go on a holiday… Who says we have to label everything?

 

Dave's Final Words on the Matter....

What? Us? The Media? Pigeonholing? How very dare you!
Well, we'll see how long it lasts shall we? I know you won't be able to resist sooner or later, it goes with the job. And besides, everything is safer in a box.

By the way the holiday was great. Thanks.

 

 

"Sublime... It'll be wedged on the

speakers for months to come, mark

our words"

DJ Mag Xmas Issue 2006

First of all, let me give you a brief history. Therapy Sessions Volume One featuring Australian legend Phil K and yours truly is released March 2004 and is voted amongst the Top 20 compilations of the year by DJ Magazine. Nice. Forward to March 2005 and its another “ozzie”, Luke Chable, that joins me for Therapy Sessions Two which goes on to be voted in the Top 10 compilations of the year by DJ mag. This not only brought another wave of smug self satisfaction to the office but also made up our minds on whether we should do Volume Three. Well, it would be just plain rude not to, wouldn’t it?!

Since the release of the first two parts of this series, the humble little label we like to call Audio Therapy has seen a big shift in the marketplace which has enforced us to put most of our efforts into CD compilations. Put quite simply, there’s no future in selling vinyl and until such time that digital downloads start to generate the kind of revenue needed to sustain an independent dance label such as ours, it’s CDs that must become our focus. So, if you are reading this, I’m presuming you have purchased the CD (You bloody better have!!) and therefore, thank you for your support.

This instalment is an all English affair (Northern England to be exact) as I’ve invited those canny Geordie stalwarts Lexicon Avenue to take care of Disc one and boy, do they deliver! The guys behind one of the UKs finest long running club nights, Newcastle’s Shindig, as well as the well respected Forensic label have always been able to straddle the genres with ease as they’re legendary remixes have shown and their mix perfectly showcases this. From the 80’s influenced funkiness of Spirtcatcher’s ‘Glow’ to the techno drumfest of Richie Hawtin’s Plastikman through the anthemic analogue classic that is Ame’s ‘Rej’ and the dirty acid madness of Nick & Danny Chatelain’s ‘Killing me’, this mix is truly something special that will grace your collection for many years to come.

Taking a leaf out of Lexicon Avenue’s book, I’ve also tried to incorporate some of my big tunes of the year and not put so much emphasis on everything having to be brand new unreleased material. After all, in 6 months who’ll remember what was new and what wasn’t anyway? So stick that up your messageboard and smoke it! So watch out for Ellen Alien & Apparat’s sublime ‘Jet’ and Steve Angello & Sebastian Ingrosso’s massive ‘Click’ amidst hot new stuff from Shiloh, Lewie Day and 16 bit Lolita’s to name but a few.

Anyway, there you have it. I rest my case. Robert’s your father’s brother and Fanny’s his marital spouse. All that remains to be said is, enjoy the music and we hope to see you on the dancefloor when the Therapy circus rolls into a town near you soon. Until next time, love, respect and fight your mind!

Dave Seaman

 

 

Dave becomes a father again...

"It's just not in a DJ's DNA to be up at 7 in the morning, unless of course you're just getting in" says Dave Seaman talking about the new hours he's been keeping since he became a father. "Sleepless nights have taken on a new meaning for me", he jokes. "Ironically I get more sleep when I go away at the weekend than I do when I'm at home these days."

As he celebrated the arrival of his second baby boy last month, you may be forgiven for thinking family life might start to take it's toll on his non stop touring schedule, but you'd be wrong. " I've probably done as much touring as any DJ over the last 10 years and still really enjoy it but having a family obviously means I now don't want to be away for long periods of time. So there was only one thing for it, we've all been touring together. It's not very rock 'n roll having to ask for cots instead of Jack Daniels on my rider but that's the way it is."

If it's not exactly what Dave originally had in mind when he first dreamed of travelling with an entourage, there are some definite advantages. " The best thing is being able to jump queues at the airport and you're always first on the plane. And If nothing else", he says "at least now I have a bone fide excuse for my terrible dancing. Fathers simply can't dance, it's the law!"

 

 

Autumn Top 10 2006

These are a few of our favourite things

1.Flash Mobbing - The impromptu gathering of a large number of MP3 users who all turn up their players in a public place and have a silent disco as seen recently in many a London train station. A surreal experience.

2.TV Solid Gold - Extra's, Sleeper Cell, X Factor, Entourage etc - Staying in is the new black, apparently.

3. Mixmag- Wahey, someone got their spine back- literally and metephorically. So pleased to see my baby back on track.

4.Little Miss Sunshine- Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris' laugh out loud comedy of the year. No contest.

5.Cooper Brown - Another reason (as if you needed one!) to buy The Indpendent. The Coop is my hero.

6.You Tube - Hours of fun for all the family. Soon to host every music video ever made. A phenomenon.

7.Creative Put Downs -Numbnut, Dingbat, Bint , etc. Much more fun than your average expletive.

8.Vinyl Heaven - My newly refurbished original 1962 Wurlitzer jukebox. Eat your heart out i Tunes!

9.Leffe - Banana beer from Belgian monks and a non too shabby 7.5% proof to boot!

10.Ryder Cup - I don't know what it is but I still don't get bored of us spanking the yanks, again!

 



 

THE MASTERS SERIES

OUT NOW

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Dave's long awaited and much talked about mix compilation Renaissance Masters Vol. 7 is out now. Do yourself a favour and pick up a copy of the first truly essential mix CD of the year. Don't take our word for it - look at what the critics said:

 

 

"Compilation of the month"

"Exactly how a mix should be - 8 out of 10"

"This double CD is blinding...
             The best Masters of the lot."       

"First rate - 4 stars"       

"Not a wasted moment on two solidly packed discs.
              This compilation demands attention."

"Compilation of the week. A truly outstanding pair of             mixes - house music heaven awaits"

 

Tracklisting

CD1

1. Charlie May - Seal Clubbing [Sasha Remix]
2. Buick Project - Lumiere
3. Oliver Moldan presents Prawler - Phat Lace
4. Thievery Corporation feat. David Byrne -The Heart's A Lonely Hunter
5. Slacker - Memory Man
6. Skystate - Soundflower One
7. Hawaii - Pure [Janicki Mix]
8. Nufrequency - Buy Me [Dub Mix]
9. Chab - Sunrise
10. Phonique ft Erland Øye - For The Time Being
(Montero's Exclusive Masters Dub)
11. Luke Dzierzek - Echo [John Dahlback Remix]
12. Matthew Dekay & Roob V - 2 Da Groove
13. Gabriel & Dresden - Tracking Treasure Down[(Dave Seaman's Group Therapy]

CD2

1. Paradise Soul - Spirit of the Turning Tables Part 1
2. Luke Dzierzek & Liousias present Fling - Randoms
3. Killahurtz - Don't Walk Away
4. Suicide Sports Club - I Don¿t Know [Luke Dzierzek Remix]
5. Sean Quinn & Andy Page - SQAP
6. Sultan & Ned Shepard feat. Stereomovers - Connected [Dub] 7. 16 Bit Lolita's - Sedna
8. Chris Lake - Hype c/w King Unique - Flashing Lights [Acapella]
9. Rowan & Jaytech - Tomorrow
10. Bedrock - Santiago [Dave Seaman's Group Therapy Mix]
11. Shiloh - Dream On [Luke Chable Remix]
12. Guy Gerber - Stoppage Time [Osamu M Emagine Mix]

Renaissance

      

 

 What's Hot And What's Not in Dave's World......

First published November, 1st, 2005

Shit Hot....

Phillip Seymour Hoffman I’ve been an admirer of this mans work for a long time now. He is, for me, one of the finest actors of his generation and now with his performance in ‘Capote’ he may be about to get the recognition he deserves. Oscar for Hoffman anyone? Not you Dustin....

Luggage I know it’s sad but when you do the amount of travelling I do, you start to develop an obsession with your little travelling companion. My new Paul Smith (1 of 4) stroller is a thing of rare beauty (and a price tag to match) but I always say if you’re gonna live out of a suitcase live out of the best!

Steve Carell / 40 year Old Virgin Fresh from fronting the really rather good American version of The Office, America's new darling of comedy now drops the 40 Year Old Virgin. Stiller, Ferrell and Sandler watch out...This shit is funny!

March of The Penguins Luc Jacquets dazzling documentary is in turn beautiful and charming, sad and amusing and so heart warming it would even melt Margaret Thatchers.. Narrated by Morgan Freeman, David Attenborough would be proud. Truly magical. Everything all the so called ‘summer blockbusters’ could'nt deliver.

Antony and The Johnsons My favourite Cd of the year gets the recognition it deserves scooping the Mercury Music prize from under the noses of the Kaiser Chiefs and Hard Fi One of the most truly original and distinctive voices in years with a collection of songs that are strangely addictive and utterly engaging, intoxicating and beautiful. Stunning.

English Cricket At long last after nearly 20 years we’ve finally managed to wipe the smarmy grins of those smug Australian faces and did it in style too. How sweet is revenge? The Freddie for PM campaign starts here!

More Four Channel 4, the best TV station in the world gives birth to yet another sibling which finally gives us a daily dose of Jon Stewart’s Daily Show. The more the merrier i say!

Nathan Barley Chris Morris' superb sitcom makes it to DVD. This is satire at its very best. Pure anarchy for your telly.

De La Guarda Dubbed as "Cirque De Soleil on acid". Quite simply the most exhilerating thing I've seen in years. A 90 minute attack of the senses. What a ride! Catch it if you can.

 

Piss Poor....

Kate Moss Oh dear, the bubble has burst. It’s been on the cards for a while but hopefully this will make her grow up a bit and come out the other side bigger and stronger. The hypocrisy and bogus outrage of the press and the labels who dropped her however is both shameful and frightening. Who should we really be pointing the finger at?

Opening DVD's and CD's Why on earth do they make it so fucking hard to get the shrink wrap off CD’s and DVD’s?

Jacques Chirac So the UK has the worst food in Europe does it Mr Chirac? Yeah and all French men ride bicycles in stripey tops with a string of garlic around their necks. Stop living in the dark ages you ignorant arrogant fuck! P.S Who won the Olympics? Na Na-na-na -na!

Global Warming No longer somebody elses problem, we need to start doing something. It’s taken a catastrophe in New Orleans 10 times bigger than 9/11 to make George Bush understand he should know how to spell Kyoto but in the meantime, don’t be a cunt like him... do your bit. Did you know that in the UK alone if everyone switched off their electric appliances rather than left them on we would save £1.8 billion a year on energy bills!

No Smoking in Clubs? What not even a smoking area?!! What next? No talking and no dancing?!!

The Motorola/ Apple Rokr When I heard that the makers of the i pod and the V3 Razr were joining forces to make a MP3 player/ phone you can imagine my excitement ( if you can’t i was very very excited!!) so what the hell happened? It’s nothing more than an ugly brick that would have been ashamed to show it’s face 10 years ago. Roll on the Nokia N91.

Celebrity TV Celebrity Golf, celebrity sharkbait, worst celebrity drivers, celebrity spelling, enough, enough already..... what next? Celebrity washing up, celebrity shitting and sleeping. Stop it. stop it now.

Jamie Oliver's Fifteen He may know how to pull off a highly watcheable TV series but his flagship restaurant is both overrated and obscenely over priced. Over £30 for a crab risotto distinctly lacking in crab!

George Bush Oops. There he goes again. He really never ceases to amaze. So now God made you invade Iraq did he? And all along I thought it was Dick Cheney. Of course this could all just be a ploy to claw back some popularity with the bible bashing right after the atrocious handling of Katrina. But he wouldn't be that callous would he?

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2006 'Starter for 10' Barometer
What's hot and what's not in Dave's world....

Shit Hot

ichat "Hello, my name is David and I'm addicted to iChat"

Overnight A truly riveting documentary about the delusions of a first time director in Hollywood. This guy is actually more cringe inducing than David Brent. No contest.

Celebrity Big Brother Say what you like about Big Brother, it's the original and still the best reality show. Forget the jungle, it'd be nothing without Ant and Dec. Big Brother is where it's at especially the celebrity version. Once a year is not enough!

Habitat My current favourite shop. I kid you not. After the Manalo shoehorn, the Joaquin Cortes mirror and the Daft Punk coffee table, now check the Roland Mouret wallpaper and those beautiful black baroque candlesticks.

 

Skinny scarves I'm rather fond of my cashmere Dr Who length Meg Cohen number from Paul Smith but you cant beat the original Burberry Prosum's for that lounge lizard elegance.


Piss Poor

Soapstar superstar No, no, no. Somebody stop them. NOW!

Celebrity Workout DVDs If you're a true star you endorse your own scent. If you're struggling for attention, you have your own workout DVD. Step forward ( and back!)Ulrika Jonsson, Kate Lawler, Jade Goody, Clare Sweeney, Anthony Hutton....etc, etc

The Take That Reunion Look what you've started. Watch out for a Steps / S Club 7 double bill coming soon!

The Darkness Justin Hawkins, look at the state of you. The joke is wearing thin (like your hair!) and it wasn't that funny in the first place.

2006 It's so last year. Obviously.

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Something that made us giggle.
Monday, January 02, 2006

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Something that made us feel old.
Monday, January 02, 2006

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Weekend Manoeuvres
First Published Thursday, August 28, 2003

Should anyone out there still think DJing is a glamorous and easy lifestyle/career option allow me to burst your bubble and set the record straight. Admittedly there are lots of high points (usually the DJing bit) but as our beloved acid house continues to spread its magic across the globe, these days being a DJ is more Michael Palin than Mike Pickering. The weekend before last I played in Croatia and Romania which are always a joy (For all the doubters out there acid house is alive and well in Eastern Europe!) but the travel schedule involved flying from Stansted to Trieste (Italy) driving for 2 and a half hours through Slovenia to Rovinj (Croatia), doing the gig, getting straight back in the car again, driving two and a half hours back to Trieste, taking a flight to Rome and then another to Bucharest to drive a further 3 and a half hours to Costanta (Romania), DJing for 6 hours, straight back in the car again for the 3 and a half hours drive to Bucharest to fly home. My poor girlfriend, on her first trip away with me had to ask which country we were in at one point. Anyway, it was all worth it. La Mania in Romania is currently one of the best clubs in the world

Last weekend was another cracker in Greece, another country still under the spell of the acid house dream. This one was easier but still involved three cars, two planes and took 12 hours door to door to get to the first gig in Halkidiki. (I’m not asking for your sympathy by the way, just your empathy. It’s an important life lesson to know the difference I’ve found) I played back to back with Nick Warren for 4 hours and we must have been doing something right cos we even spotted James Holden among the 2000 on the dancefloor –now that’s my kind of DJ. Respect!

The following night in Crete was a strange one. After all the problems with that infamous blow job competition on the beach in Falaraki, the police on some of the Greek islands have been clamping down and it’s certainly affected some of the clubs business. The Homous Club in Crete being a case in point. It’s undoubtedly the biggest club in the world (sorry Privilege) and hasn’t been getting big crowds but because it’s open air it doesn’t seem to affect the atmosphere and consequently the night. So, after the apologetic promoter had suggested I play for one hour and then close the night at 4.30am,we actually finished at 10am (6 and a half hours later) when I had to physically stop because my English forehead was getting burnt and the records were starting to warp! Respect to the Crete massive. You were fantastic!

Ok that’s it. Speak to you soon. And remember, the liver is evil. It must be punished!!

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The Barometer   
First published Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Shit Hot

Soccer AM Tim and Helen rule! Forget Johnny and Denise. Forget chris and Gaby. You can have that one.

Twinnings Wild Blackberry and Apple iced Tea Bye bye Coca Cola, hello iced tea! And this is the Rolls Royce of ye old rosy lee.

OMM The most refreshing thing to happen to the British music press since Ministry Mag closed! Only joking!

Capturing the Friedmans American docu film that wipes the floor with Spellbound and even tops Bowling for Columbine.

Fat Aim The new Bathing Ape? Get it now while stocks last.

Helmut Lang 25 years after Sid and Nancy, bondage is back. Get strapped up!

Seal IV Big respect to the big man with a large nod in Mr Homs Direction.

Paulo Coelo After finishing The Alchemist, I've just read Veronika Wants To Die. The man's a legend.

The Independent At last a quality newspaper you don't have to be an origami expert to read.



Piss Poor

The Daily Mail Uptight, moralistic, hypocritical, self righteous propoganda for the weak minded.


Alpay Now claiming that he's misunderstood. No, we understand. You're a tosser. Now fuck off!


People who clap when a plane lands Don't patronise the pilot. It's not a spectator sport. Why don't you start clapping the bin man?

Lisa Scott Lee Having problems sleeping? Try the LSL album. Sleep in 10 minutes or your money back. Smacks of desperation.

Dizzy Rascal Sounds great on Basement Jaxx single. But Mercury Music Prize winner? Sorry, just don't get it.

Working in Advertising
The devils little helpers. Go get the Totally Bill Hicks DVD. Great fun and he really does have a point.

Chewing on Wool / Lollipop Sticks Take your pick. They're both more cringeworthy than Ricky Gervais in The Office.


Yeah, No?! Why are so many people starting their sentences with 'yeah, no?' It's an epidemic that needs to be squashed.

M6 on a Sunday Five and a half hours from Preston to London. It's not big and it's not clever.

 

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Opinion
First Published  Wednesday, September 17, 2003

After all the travelling I’ve done recently, I was really looking forward to my two recent weekends in the U.K., albeit apprehensively, after listening to the gloom merchants proclaiming the death of acid house. I kept reminding them that the red Indians and other tribes were taking hallucinogenics and gathering together to celebrate life to tribal rhythms before Jesus was born, so it’s highly unlikely the ritual will come to a grinding halt just because Ministry closed it’s magazine and Gatecrashers gone monthly!! Sure, times change and fashion cycles are just that, cycles. Acid house had reigned supreme in the U.K. for fifteen years but with our intense media infrastructure (one of our greatest assets!) as it is, there was nowhere left for it to go. It had completed its cycle. In every high street store, on every other advert. Even my grandma knows who Pete Tong is! And where is the rebellious surbvise angst in that for a teenager? It all had to implode and the scene is BETTER for it. It’s time for the acid house detox. A lot of people had become very bloated gorging on our beautiful scene and collapse was inevitable due to the ever-growing number of hangers on. So let’s shed the dead wood (promoters who had a couple of banners and 2 grand for an ad in MixMag but little else to offer and DJ’s who’d lost touch with the original spirit of acid house and got caught up in the fame game), slim down, go back to basics and get creative again. No more over saturation of average records and mediocre club nights. Let’s get leaner and meaner. Quality not quantity. Bigger is not always better. A detox is always healthy in the long run.

Anyway, if I can just step down from my soapbox for one moment I’d just like to say if you’re looking for a good night out in the U.K., The Gallery at Turnmills EC1 rocked as always as did my other favourite club in London, Renaissance at the Cross. I also recently played at a new place in Aberdeen called The Vaults where we literally couldn’t get the crowd to leave for 25 minutes after the last record. Respect to you all. And with my favourite club in England coming up on Saturday, the return of Feel in Preston let me tell you, things are still pretty damn good in our humble little country.

Until next time, remember people who say things are not as good as they used to be are not as good as they used to be! Acid house is dead. Long live acid house.

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First Published Wednesday, April 14 2004

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Sky Plus I know i'm late on this....but wow! Fucking WOW! Your own Tv channel, the ability to pause live tv, and more importantly fast forward the adverts...super fast!


Eating experiences The Fat Duck in Bray England and The Supper Club Amsterdam, Food for thought as entertainment.


Cheap Chic It's Topman and H&M for this years smart dresser, just check your pockets if you don't believe.


DVJ Just as Technics release their DJ Cd player, Pioneer raise the bar. Welcome to the future

Stuart Price Madonna, The Thin White Duke, Zoot woman and Paper Faces. The boy's on it like audio cat nip!!!


Mojito's This year's vodka and coke. The drink of the summer, roll on Ibiza!


Charlie Kaufman First 'Being John Malkovich' then 'Adaptation' and now 'Eternal Sunshine', imagine what goes on this guy's head? Respect.


GQ & Conde' Nast Traveller The only two magazines I can't live without. Essential like oxygen.


Piss Poor

US Immigration Oh dear....arrogant and paranoid, it's not a nice mix.


Voice automated answering I don't care about every service you provide, i just want to talk to somebody.


Ben Shepherd Smug and smarmy, with a face you'd just love to punch. Please bring back Eamon on Friday's GMTV.


Cocaine The devil's dandruff. Does it actually have one positive attribute?


Chelsea FC directors You don't deserve Ranieri. Go on, have Sven, and we'll have Claudio for the England job.


The Bush Administration Please please America, do the right thing. Vote Kerry and give us all a break.


Air Europa They lost my records nearly two years ago and still haven't managed to sort things out! Stay well clear, you have been warned.

 

 

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